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Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"
2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
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When Hockey guys act gay with their best friends
but they are the complete opposite of gay
I think hes Gay!
No hes just hockey gay
A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.
"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"
the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
Use this when you want to call B.S. on something someone says ( useful in a work environment ). It's a combination of "bull shit" and the phrase "horse hockey" ( which also means "nonsense" ).
I'm sorry but what you're saying is just bull hockey.
When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.
Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.
Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet
Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"