meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

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hook it up

to make something happen

Can I get a shot of your liquor?
- Hook it up nigga!
AwwRiiight!!
- Fo' sho!

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hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore.

Guy A:"Did you hook up with the guys last night?"
Guy B:"Yeah. Guy C hooked us up."
Guy A: "Was Girl 1 there? Y'all should hook up."
Guy B: "She hooked up with me after. We, like, hooked up."
Guy A: "So...did you hook up?"
Guy B: "No."

An actual conversation, heard on the Chicago CTA.

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fish hook

Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.

"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "

"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"

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hook up

1. recieved a good or service as a favor
2. to make out with someone
3. to have sex with someone

1. Jerry gave me the hook up with those backstage passes.
2. Sandra and I hooked up last night and her adams apple was kinda big
3. Hooking up with Derick last night was the biggest mistake in my life.

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Red Hook

A small, upstate New York town that spreads from Elizaville to the Dutchess County Fair Grounds. The school system is known to be exceptional, but over half the students are usually baked. Recently, $1,000,000 was awarded to the school to purchase exercise equipment such as a full gym, and a rock climbing wall. Usually recognized for their sports, basketball is the most recognized, with soccer and football trailing close behind. Least recognized is the exceptional, state ranked cross country team. There is usually not much to do, except eat at The Historic Diner and Village Pizza III, go to the shitty little skatepark, or go to Bard College and annoy all the college students who are "misunderstood." The town itself has an unusually high population of snowboarders, considering it is a flat, urban-spotless farming community. Has incredibly hot summers, and brutally cold winters, but not more than 3 or 4 feet of snow annually.

"Where should we skate today?"

"I know, we'll go to the shitty little skatepark in Red Hook!"

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hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

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