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When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?
Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.
Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.
IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN
MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.
Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!
To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.
I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...
Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”