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The container or receptacle used to store all the socks that become orphaned when their mates mysteriously disappear during the laundry cycle.
Jerry was able to "adopt" 21 pairs of socks during his year-end clean up of his sock orphanage. The remaining orphaned socks were euthanized.
A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.
While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.
Programming socks are long tubular socks typically 60cm - 80cm (24" - 31") in length from the heel. Contrary to popular belief such socks are more popular with men than women. Additionally, the socks inhibit a buff increasing the naturally occurring levels of dopamine causing a chain reaction leading to increased coding ability in lower-level programming languages such as Assembly or the C languages. Programming socks are highly correlated with the crossdressing, femboy, trans and programming community.
Astolfo: ugh, this code just doesn't make sense, why are the pointers not working?!?
Felix: Bro, you forgot your programming socks.
Astolfo: Shoot, one second.
... Some time passes and Astolfo puts on his programming socks ...
Astolfo: pff, this was an easy fix, how couldn't I see I needed to use an asterisk? Thanks for reminding me, Felix.
Teenage girl's sartorial in the 50s
I remember bobby socks, saddle shoes and poodle skirts being my sartorial choices when I was sweet sixteen!
Sock gnomes are an ancient folk who hail from Germany. They sneak into people’s houses and steal their socks. Only the left ones though. The purpose of this is to wear them as hats. Its very necessary to their survival. Other common names for them are as follows; hat people, helmet folk, hut luete, and sockenzwerg. They refer to themselves as hat people because socks don’t exist to them. The big people are the crazy stupid giants. When the big peole come, the sock gnomes riot. Their weapon of choice is the pitchfork which they ise to stab people right in between the leg bone and the knee cap. This will bring their enemies to their knees, but not for long because of the excruciating pain. Then they fall on their faces and the sock gnomes tie them down with little pieces of string. The sock gnomes are also brilliant engineers. They actually invented the leg warmer, the back massager, cheez itz, tom holland, and the tenor saxaphone. In sock gnome legend, there is a messaih who will come wearing 100% wool socks on their head that are also waterproof. This person is destined to be ruler of all sock gnomes. Sock gnomes to this day hold a bitter grudge against the big people because of the rednpointy hatted stereotype they have created.
Sock gnomes commonly enjoy chartreuse colored hats.
When somebody is in such a hurry that they might literally "drop a sock".
I'm only here for a minute, I'm about to drop a sock.
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The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.
Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"
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