Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af
Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him
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A short fat nigger who sits on pizzaβs
Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!
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An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.
Why does every name on Urban Dictionary have their top definition be made by a Dave?
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When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.
Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.
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A guy with a small penis he can't speak too well either and is full of himself he thinks he looks good but is ugly AF
That guy is so Dave
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Dave likes to catfish, and manipulate people. He will use you. Then say that he did all the work. He will also snatch your man. Like Teala Dunn said in Escape The Night Season 3, βSheβs a man stealer to!β
He or she will also leave your group behind for a new group.
You better watch out for dave
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Dave Matthews Band, the biggest Bro group on the face of this planet! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.
D00d, Me plus my gurl at a Dave concert = Br00ta1!
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