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Dave

Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af

Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him

by Salty sock October 9, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dave

A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s

Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!

by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dave

An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.

Why does every name on Urban Dictionary have their top definition be made by a Dave?

by Eternal Dorkness October 18, 2018

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dave

When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.

Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.

by Hanktastic May 12, 2009

8πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Dave

A guy with a small penis he can't speak too well either and is full of himself he thinks he looks good but is ugly AF

That guy is so Dave

by Legend of Zelda March 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dave

Dave likes to catfish, and manipulate people. He will use you. Then say that he did all the work. He will also snatch your man. Like Teala Dunn said in Escape The Night Season 3, β€œShe’s a man stealer to!”
He or she will also leave your group behind for a new group.

You better watch out for dave

by Regina George is I C O N I C January 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dave

Dave Matthews Band, the biggest Bro group on the face of this planet! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.

D00d, Me plus my gurl at a Dave concert = Br00ta1!

by [zook] LYMON June 23, 2009

6πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž