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The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.
“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
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When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate
“Hey man you wanna go out?”
“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon
The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.
Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail
The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.
If I ever go to jail, I want this friend to go with me because he/she is jail crazy.
Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer
Sirens in summer, may jailing