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James

James is the cringiest person you will ever meet. His jokes make no sense. He over uses memes so that the meme isn't funny to you anymore. Don't ever make an inside joke with a James. If you do he will over use that inside joke. He will say it repeatedly when it is neither relevant nor funny. You don't want to make friends with a James. He will annoy you until he dies.

MOTHERFUCKING JAMES WONT STOP IT WITH THE MEMES! JAMES JUST GO AND DIE!

by not_the_real_def May 21, 2018

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James

James is literally so cool and such a god like legit hes a god

Why?
Cause

E

Jack:Yo James

James: I am literally a god

by Hitler was correct in 1943 March 1, 2021

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James

A cool friend. But if he's American, he's definitely a lazy fat shit. Still a cool friend though.

"He's morbidly obese, but looks chill. Probably a James."

by Brudenoodle December 9, 2018

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James

~Similar to a Part-timer.

A James works between 4-5 hours, 5 days a week but always finishes before 2pm.

The difference between a James and a Part-timer is that a James is actually contracted to work 8-10 hours a day.

~A James could also be a form of laziness caused by a mental illness or procrastination.

I feel like being a James this week as I cannot be bothered.

by Garden Gnome Lord August 22, 2022


James

SUPER HOT
SUPER GAY
SUPER FUCKABLE

GIANT DICK

I CANT TELL IF THEY ARE A BOY OR NOT

Boy : james in so sexy

*Sex ensues*

by keyaankingamer October 3, 2023


James

James is a guy who’s super cute:) he’s always super sweet and a great guy. He’s always the first to compliment your haircut or your new outfit and makes you smile when you’re sad. James is a great friend but an even better boyfriend. James has the best sense of humour!!

Person 1: Omg he’s so cute and nice

Person 2: He must be a James

by starapple March 3, 2021

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James

A super rad guy who probably has and affinity for finger skating. He probably likes frogs and stardew valley cause hey i don’t make the rules. Just make sure you don’t look at him while he's smiling cause you’ll be absolutely whipped!

person: Hey do you know james?

us: Heck yeah! He’s pretty as hell

by islost? August 4, 2022

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