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When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.
"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."
A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
match made in heaven despite what Chloe says
FOREVER AND EVER Chloe + jasper. AMEN
Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.
Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .
A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
Jasper is the coolest guy around, short but got mad hops and dunks on everyone, no one can guard him. Even though he is small he got them HOF clamps but when the train Jeremy and Jollie come he getting run over
Ryan: I just got dunked on by Jasper :(