kfc ass

An ass that is finger lickin' good.

You have a kfc ass.

KFC Surprise

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The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:

STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box

STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole

STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"

Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis

I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye

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KFC Shuffle

When a boy cums in his hand and slaps his girlfriend with it.

It turns her on when i give her the old KFC Shuffle

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KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

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KFC Metal

A genre-descriptor first attributed to the guitar-stylings of Buckethead. It is said that the term is derived from Buckethead's wearing of a KFC chicken bucket on his head.

Brian: Hey, have you heard Buckethead's new album?

Sanchez: Nah brah, that shit's some KFC Metal.

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going to KFC

Female masterbation--it's finger lickin good.

WIFE: Honey, I'm going to KFC, you want anything?
HUSBAND: I'll have whatever you're having.

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KFC

jess a place dat makz u fat. sum of da peepz i noe call it Korean Female Chicks. he he he...

My Friend: ey gurl!!!! wanna eat @ KFC??
Me: k...
My Otha' Friend: wut?? do we get our food fwrom a korean chick!?
Me: nooo!!!
My Friend: Whurr do u wanna goe already!?!?!?

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