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king von

the greatest drill rapper to ever live RIP VON

king von was so goated

we not from 63rd

by taetoocrazy November 6, 2020

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The Lizard King

This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.

Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.

In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.

the Lizard King - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

by STUVWX MC^234567 August 22, 2019

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King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

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Witch King

The Witch King of Angmar. An extremely badass villain from The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. He is the Lord of the Nazgul, greatest of the Nine, in Gandalf's words. Flies around on a creature that kills Gondorian soldiers like they're ants. When on the ground, holds a huge-ass mace in one hand and a sword in the other. Leads the armies of Sauron to war. Has a badass image which is damaged when a woman (Eowyn from Rohan) kills him after giving a one-liner.

Do not come between a Nazgul and his prey.

Fool, no man can kill me!

I am no man!

by smartkid June 9, 2005

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JELANI KING

Men that are irresistible to women. These men usually end up in relationships with multiple women that are happily aware of the other women. Usually the JELANI KING and the women all live in the same home. The women in a JELANI KING's life understand that it takes more than one woman to keep a JELANI KING happy, and that the JELANI KING has the ability to keep all of his women happy.

YOU LOVE THAT JELANI KING BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOU WEAK IN THE KNEES.

by JELANI KING FAN CLUB June 4, 2013

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King Vamp

The best rapper of all time, Playboi Carti. Specifically with red hair.

“Y’all bumping King Vamp?”
“Fuck yeah, Carti fire asl

by CHRISTIAN7850 March 2, 2021

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King Beat

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.

Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?

by TwiztedSnowman November 21, 2016