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A school for 'smart people' whatever that means
Person1: i go to Boston Latin School!
Person2: You must be smart!
person1: what does that mean?
person2: i have no freaking idea
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Boston's Loser School. More commonly known as BLS. It is known widely for it's horrible sports teams, which is the result of hours upon hours of homework, thus, making any of it's students that bother to do it weak and frail, due to lack of sunlight. Students enter in the 7th grade, happy, hopeful, and ready to go, but leave the 12th grade (if they stay) with nothing to show for it other than a few cheap articles of clothing with BLS and a purple paw on them.
Boston Latin School grad applying for college: "i can totally handle your college, i mean, i did like a TRILLION hours of homework each night, i mean like, thats what colleges want, right?"
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A lame school with lame rules. Many of the cool teachers left and the school is now left with dry teachers that have a swag level of 0
If you are a boy, you cannot be seen holding hands, kissing, or hanging out with a girl and vise versa
IB is also a new thing that makes the school pretentious. IB is a useless course that amounts to the same as AP except harder and with more useless work.
Advisory aka free period is also sometimes replaced with declamation or approbation that no one pays attention to and no one really cares about
Latin is also another useless course that you are required to take on top of English and Math. It is considered the most useless course because you learn no life skills and there is no summer school so if you fail, you repeat the year.
Jimmy: hey Bob where did you get accepted to?
Bob: The Brooklyn Latin School
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LAME SCHOOL? good luck with your dry and swaggerless life.
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A hot redhead with pale skin, green eyes and a nice ass
You ever heard of Justine Jolie?
She was a Latin Man's Kryptonite
It's when your partner is a sleep and you are really horny. So you decide to jerk off and rub your cum on there lips. That way they don't feel left out. And in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.
Raul wanted sex and his girlfriend Jennie was dead a sleep. So to feel less guilty. Raul gave Jennie a Latin lip balm! He jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!
A hairstyle worn by many Latinas characterized by a diagonal or zigzag hair part. Previously this was known as a JL (Jennifer Lopez hairstyle) as she favored this hairstyle at one point. Often combined with large hoop earrings.
Esa chica es bonita con su "latin hair part"
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The 1962 Latin Mass missal, was promulgated by Pope John the 23rd. This came shortly after the Post-1955 Holy Week.
The FSSP uses the 1962 Missal
Sedes👺: What Missal do you heretics use?
FSSP: We use the 1962 Latin Mass Missal.
Sedes👺: Hah, you are heretics! We use the 1570 Missal of Pius V! Mhwahhaha!
FSSP: Why are we heretics?
Sedes👺: You are in Communion with the heretic Bergoglio. Anyone in communion with him is a protestant heretic!
SSPX🤓: Actually, your statement is erroneous. Being a protestant is one or a multitude of persons who are against the Pope. Thomas Cramner and many other protestants called the Papacy evil or heretical, the same what you are doing right now.
Sede👺:😱
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