I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning

Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning, better known as simply Baldi, is a game that is currently very popular at the moment. It was originally for the Meta Game Jam, and was later released to the public. The game's main purpose is too collect 7 notebooks without getting caught Baldi, unless you want your ass spanked with a ruler by Baldi, himself. When you do eventually get a game over, you will get a jumpscared. The game gets harder every time you get a question wrong, as Baldi will become faster and faster. The game was made by mystman12, and stated that it was made to mock "horrible edutainment games from the 1990s." Most of the models are crudely made and animated. The game has many obstacles to overcome as well, such as the following characters.

Playtime
Principal of The Thing
It's a Bully (Bully
Gotta Sweep
1st Prize
and Arts and Crafters.

Also has a secret ending.

Friend 1: Hey man, try playing Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning. It's a parody of older edutainment games.

Friend 2: Um... O.K. sure

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Fat Chick Machine Learning

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.

Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.

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Galileo School for Gifted Learning

This school is just a bunch of social rejects and homeschooled kids, and special snowflakes. Everyone is actually pretty nice and friendly though but just watch out for the weird ones. The teachers just hire anyone off the street and you could probably bring a knife in with out anyone finding out. Theres a lack of funding so you’d probably end up sharing pe equipment or being a least favorite kid, because you don’t have a pta mom who volunteers and donates. I guess the education makes up for everything.

Galileo School for Gifted Learning “Looks it’s those gifted burn out kids” “Sandy lost all her Pokémon cards and Terry had a fit because his mom didn’t walk him into class”

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How to learn spanish

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.

Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.

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little T learns to share

A book on sharing by NFL player Terrel Owens. Which is ironic because T.O. never learned how to share.

T.O. wrote a book called little T learns to share.

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