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"Sup dude?"
"Nothin. Thinking about getting online and busting a lemon"
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The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
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The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
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A lemon that is pressed.
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More commonly a 'repressed lesbian'
Thanks to tumblr users this term is used to describe Quinn Fabray from the popular television show 'Glee'.
Faberry shippers are convinced that Quinn is infact a lesbian due to some of her actions on the show, and fans are urging her to realize the feelings she has for Rachel Berry.
Example 1
Rachel: What is a pressed lemon?
Quinn: A lemon that is pressed.
Example 2
James: Do you think Quinn is in love with Rachel and is secretly a pressed lemon ?
Faberry shiper: If those pornographic drawings on the bathroom wall, the very detailed but not very accurate drawing of Rachel Quinn drew with hearts around it, the stares in Keep Holding On, and opposite sex insults are anything to go by, its no secret. I'd say Quinn is definitely a pressed lemon.
Example 3
Rachel: After 6 months of intense deductive reasoning training, which of course i never really needed in the first place due to my natural ability, I have come to the conclusion Quinn Fabray that you are in fact a pressed lemon!
Quinn: No I'm not man hands!
Rachel: See!!
Quinn: Shut it Berry!
Rachel: Pressed lemon.
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A convenient way to come out as gay to your friends and family.
- Mom, dad, I'm gay.
- We know, son, we saw your Lemon Demon t-shirt
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1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!
Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
Lemon Demon is an independant music artist who has a garnered a large Internet fanbase ever since he started the Lemon Demon website in 2003. It's a bit difficult to pin down which genre of music he creates, but it's mainly strange, irreverant, upbeat-with-a-touch-of-dementia pseudo-pop. Since 2003, Lemon Demon has produced and released four albums, titled:
-Clown Circus (April 2003)
-Live from the Haunted Candle Shop (July 2003)
-Hip to the Javabean (March 2004)
-Damn Skippy (March 2005)
His upcoming fifth album, titled "Dinosaurchestra," is slated to be released on July 20, 2006.
His songs have inspired Flash artists to make music videos to some of his songs, including "Geeks In Love" (from Damn Skippy), "The Ultimate Showdown" ("The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny;" will be a track on Dinosaurchestra), "Ebaum's World Dot Com" (unsure; currently in "Miscellaneous" section of website), "I've Got Some Falling to Do" (from Hip to the Javabean), and "Hyakugojyuuichi Forever!" ("Hyakugojyuuichi 2003;" from Clown Circus) along with some others not mentioned on his website.
You can order the last two albums from www.lemondemon.com.
Just for clarification, Lemon Demon is a single person: Neil Cicierega, a.k.a. Trapezoid, a.k.a. the creator of Animutation.
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