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The most paranoid mutherfuckers in the world. You can't be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they're on you asking where you "got your drugs". They shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you're looking "spaced out".
The London Police are ridiculous. I was walking down my road at 8 o'clock and they stopped me, saying I looked like I was on heroin! (true story)
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When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.
“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!
Someone will a creepy obsession with kpop idols and needs to get a life.
He says he’s Korean but he’s definitely not
He’s a British person with a weird obsession with kpop idols
“Oli London needs to stop”
“Why ?”
“Because he’s 33 years old”
A british, white man who is islamophobic and disgusting. Oli London underwent tons of plastic surgery to look like Jimin, a K-pop idol from BTS. Weirdly, Oli London says he identifies as Jimin, is married to Jimin, but also that Jimin is his father. Something doesn't add up. He thinks he can be Korean by bathing in ramen soup and eating korean food. Please, no one is safe from this man.
Did you hear, Oli London says he's plastic fantastic!
Plastic fantastic? Ha, more like fucking pollution.
An underground rail network based in London, England. Known as 'The Tube' since 1890 when it was opened. The tube network consists of 12 lines and 4070 cars that carry around 1014 million passengers a year and serves 268 stations.
Let's take the London Underground
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The act of tonguing the woman’s mudflaps and collecting the menstrual discharge while filling your cheeks like a chipmunk and swapping it into your partner’s mouth.
"Before I knew it, Stacey and I were splitting a good old London Clamato."
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The only reason to be here is if you have a nice job or you need to go to UWO.
London, Ontario is city in Southwestern Ontario
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