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A term used by africans that have left africa to show love to here they come from
Jati:My family and I are leaving for Mama Africa in a few weeks so i won't be here
Teacher:Alright you have fun
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A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. She may think she has some sort of postion or leverage in the man's life, just because she had a child with the man, but all she is, is a baby mama, nothing else. Some baby mamas use the child as a pawn or weapon to "get what they want" from the child's father, IE: money, food, sex, etc. If the man is in a realtionship with a woman who has no children, the baby mama may become jealous and cause baby mama drama.
A stereotype associated with baby mama's is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way.
Damn, there go Jayro's baby mama. That bitch is always trying to get something from him.
Yo, did you hear about Reggie's baby mama? That bitch got an extra $600 a month from him in child support, now he broke as a joke!!
I don't mess with Mookie anymore. Ever since his baby mama found out about us being together, she won't stop calling him.
I'll never be a baby mama. I'm wifey material, and a man ain't gon get me pregnant without marrying me first!!!!
Man, my baby mama talking crazy. That bitch said if I don't come over and give her some money, I won't be able to see my son.
Bitch, you just a baby mama. If he really loved you, you'd be his wife.
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A boy that pretends to be a man. He can't handle real life situations because he runs to his mom like a little bitch. This boy will have a stable relationship with a woman because he is still sucking on his mother s tit. Every argument, every event, hell everytime he have sex ,, his mother will no about it.! He looks for mother's consent before any decision with wife/gf. Try to make himself seem like angel in her eyes. Mama boys are man raised in single parent homes, alcoholics or spoiled brats.
Wife: I am so tired of you telling your mother our business. Handle it itself. MAN UP.!
Mama's Boy: *calls mom*
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If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
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Song by Tech N9ne or your mom and family
Tom-" let's go to the bar"
Larry-"nah, I'm hanging with mama nem"
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A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.
Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama