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What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"
A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!
What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.
First Mariner:
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.
Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)
Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins
A combination of the holidays, Halloween and Christmas, on the same day as Christmas
Krampas, skulls with Santa hats, trees with spiderweb, etc. Are all examples of what you may see on Kreapzmas (Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas is what you may hear around Kreapzmas time.
What a girl says when she got some good segggssss
After a long night merry Christmas
When you sit up with a big girl just to pull up your own weight.
“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!