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The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.
Midnight Riptide is a multinational Pop band formed in 2016. The group’s musical style primarily consists of pop along with rock and elements from EDM.
Midnight Riptide is totally awesome!
Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
Slang for a woman's vagina/The act of sex
Guy 1: So bro got any plans for tonight?
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice
The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.
“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”
The douchebags that steal parts off cars at night
Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to your catalytic converter