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1. A person who drives aggressivly in a cheap American car with NASCAR stickers on it.
2. Someone who has many NASCAR endorsed products i.e. NEXTEL or a Monte Carlo
Wow, she drives fast, she must have NASCAR ambition.
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A NASCAR Driver IS AN ATHLETE who competes in a 3500 lb race car, driving 500 miles in as little as 3 hours at speeds up to 190 mph, driving closer to other cars at those speeds than you park next to in the parking lot, and not to mention in cars that interior reaches 140 degrees, while fully clothed in more than one layer of firesuit, and loses about 5-10 lbs per race is sweat, and not to mention having a heart rate equal to that of a marathon runner finishing the 26th mile. and people say they are not athletes. HA
Dale Earnhart, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Jeff Gordon, Tony Stewart, Kurt Busch, etc etc.
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Soft or hard rock usually accompanied by melodramatic lyrics sung in a constipated-sounding voice. Evolving from late 1990s rock singers attempting to spin a sensitive sound into their music to an increasingly, but strangely popular genre, NASCAR Rock can usually be heard on bad pop radio stations, at county fair concerts, motor sports events, or on any angry person's iPod or radio.
If you enjoy listening to Hinder, Nickelback, Saving Abel, or any other overly-dramatic music sung by an angry man that sounds like he recorded the song without taking a crap for two weeks, you enjoy listening to NASCAR Rock.
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A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
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The Craziest Person On The Internet Who Makes Hardcore Music, Known For His Liberty Spikes Hairstyle
Person 1: Do You Know Nascar Aloe?
Person 2: No Who Is He?
Person 1: Look Him Up On Urban Dictionary!
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1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.
Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.
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Someone who turns left for a living.
NASCAR drivers can't turn right.
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