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Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.
Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.
Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.
A small forgotten town in Bergen County that has that small town fell while still being a wealthy neighbored. Their School system is great and their might be a occasional "problem" but it is still a pretty safe town. Manly Italian, Irish, and a few Asians but that is it.
wow that house in River Edge,NJ just sold for 890,000!
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Ocean grove is an old historical town on the new jersey shore with cool tents and cottages. It's a boring old-fogy town that LOVES to worship god yet at the same time, hypocritically despises awesome, innocent gay and lesbians.
Many of the kids follow in those foot steps and are annoyiong as fuck. and then there's the cool honest, loving, god-loving hippie kids(who would accept anyone who wants to chill) who hook up and do drugs under the boardwalk, and surf and skate all day.
Billy; What are we doing today mom?
mom; We are going to OCEAN GROVE NJ!
Billy; fuck i hate that old-fogy, homophobic christian town
Billy's friend; Nahhhhh man we'll stay away from the annoying ass bitches, some of the kids are mad chill, we can smoke with them at night dude
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A big suburb only seen by non-Cherry Hillers while driving through to get to Philly. A numerous amount of Jews can be seen walking to and from the JCC in their yamacas or driving their mercedes around. The East Side and the West Side have their differences, but, objectively, they are all the same: rich, white kids with dumbass rich parents, and who feel the need to pretend they're black. If your are thinking about moving to Cherry Hill, don't. If you already live in Cherry Hill, sucks for you. For all those who have no idea what Cherry Hill is, lucky bitches.
Why is it called Cherry Hill when there are no cherry trees?
a) Who the fuck cares?
b) Probably some Jew named it.
c) 'Cause Cherry Hill is full of dumb shits.
(Trust me...it's c)
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September-June: Devoid of life
June-August: Pennsylvania lives here
They are considering it being renamed Condo City.
Night in Venice/Block Parties: Suck
Cops: nuts on 34th street
Girls: out of their minds -see above post
Town: empty
The above post. Perfect example of what happens to people who live here
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A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.
Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.
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Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!
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