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Sussex County, Nj

A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.

Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.

by Jimmy1996 December 29, 2020

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


2016

One crappy ass year. Even worse than 2015. The year that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton argued over who was going to ruin the title of presidency first. Also, the year a whole bunch of talented celebrities died in and the year where shootings were happening everywhere.

Son: Hey Dad, tell me what happened in the year 2016
Dad: Son we will never speak of that despicable, backstabbing, son of a bitch year.

by Jimmy1996 September 25, 2017


Wallkill Valley Regional High School

A school in Sussex County, New Jersey that is filled with smelly rednecks, assholes and wannabe bullies. The desks smell like the janitors wipe their assholes all over it and the bullies are too pussy to say anything to your face so they will just post mean stuff about you behind a screen but act like a bitch when you confront them. If you're thinking of going to this school don't. Just stick to home schooling. You're better off and you'll still make friends.

Jimmy: Hey, I'm thinking of going to Wallkill Valley Regional High School
Mel: Don't man. I heard that school is horrifying.

by Jimmy1996 September 5, 2017

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Greg Heffley

The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.

Greg Heffley is the definition of a sociopath

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

82πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.

Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017


Venom

One of the best super villains in Marvel comics. He is one of Spider-Man's most powerful and dangerous villains. His alter ego is a troubled man named Eddie Brock. Tom Hardy will playing the villain in the upcoming Venom movie and hopefully they will give him more of a story than they did with Topher Grace's Venom in Spider-Man 3.

"Venom will have his own movie in 2018 and I hope he fucks Carnage and Spider-Man up"

by Jimmy1996 November 27, 2017


Fuck boy

2008-womanizer
2017-fuck boy

John is a big fuck boy. He was seen having sex with another girl the same night he went on a date with Amy.

by Jimmy1996 October 2, 2017