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A Jewish Playa. In other words, a wealthy successful Jewish thug that overcame his middle-class upbringing.
Matzah Ballers typically wear a flat-billed Yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. Matzah Ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.
Matzah Ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. The first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.
Finally much like a true baller, Matzah Ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. However unlike traditional ballers..... Matzah Ballers also leave the "Clearance Sale" sticker attached.
Lou: Hey did you see those new Jordan's that Abraham was rocking?
Matt: Yeah man they were $15 at Ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.
Lou: No shit? That dude is a real Matzah Baller!
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Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.
So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.
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The act of catching another persons' seminal fluid in your mouth and then swapping the fluid to another persons' mouth.
We had a good time last night, I snow balled Jerry to Linda a couple times.
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someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...
Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything
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A Baller Leech is someone who continously takes advantage of the generostiy of a friend. They know you're free spending, so they "leech" onto you and expect you to pay for everything!
"Are you gonna invite her to the club tonight with us?" "Nah, she's a Baller Leech, I'll end up paying for all her drinks!
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a lime baller is a mofucka that takes the last pear from the fruit bowl!!
damn that jacob he took the last pear,
what a lime baller!!
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An adventourous male who enjoys walking around completley naked with his penis out. Dingo ballers usually hold in public gym locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas and seem to be unavoidable.
Yo my gym sesh was completley soiled the other day
Whys that
In the sauna i got sandwiched between two dingo ballers it totally sucked
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