Margarita Nose

What happens when you forget to wipe the residual coke of your nose after tooting a few lines. The outline of your nostrils resemble the rim of a salted margarita glass.

"Damn man, did you see how messed up that kid was walking out of the bathroom. He had some serious margarita nose going on. He must have some good blow."

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Nose On A Stick

A tall, thin, boy with a big nose. He usually is a stoner with curly hair, and he often plays an instrument, such as the bass or the cello. He can be found wearing plaid, listening to indie bands, and charming the pants off of people.

Girl One: "Ooh look at that boy!"

Girl Two: "He looks like a hipster."

Girl One: "I love him! He's a nose on a stick!"

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nose zit

A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.

I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.

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nose-lovin

Something that a tissue gives you.

Hey, tissue, I need some nose-lovin because my nose is runnin.

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nose placenta

The clot removed from the aftermath of a massive bloody nose. It acts like elastic whilst pulling it out and tickles the nostril of the bearer. It can also be siphoned through to the mouth and spat at a target.

I went to blast out my nose placenta and it landed on this little kid's head, then a dog came by and ate it. It was such a dark red gelatinous mess.

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nose orgasm

rubbing ones nose, getting faster and faster, until you sneeze

he rubbed his nose so hard he had a nose orgasm

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nose blind

When you get used to a certain smell and can no longer smell it

Susan had gone nose blind to her car

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