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The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
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WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.
You’re such a Five Hargreeves!
the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho
name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy
A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.
Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.
When you're on the stairs walking down, and 5 steps below you you can see the most AWESOME-CLEAVAGE-EVER
The best distance on stairs from which to observe cleavage
Yo i was walkin down da stairs, and dis chick was walkin up, and i saw some five steppage
or just as a fragment while walking
DUDE, FIVE STEPPAGE
A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool
Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?
When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.