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The act of stroking a penis whilst sucking it.
Jerry's dick was so small, Jacky just couldnt suck and stroke that shit.
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The act of playing the air guitar while having sex.
Matt: "Dude, Nate told me you've been making them flicks."
Michael: "Yeah, you should see the one when I do the NASHVILLE STROKE!!"
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when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
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Grazing the boob of a hot babe in a swimming pool
"That ain't the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!" - yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by.
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The last strokes of a Chap's portion, as his penile alignment reaches it's point of zenith, for purposes of draining one's gonad of manly brine, often upon a partner's tender copulative action. This fluidic joy is known to force a look upon one's face not dissimilar to that gained by downloading two or more shots of Strong Malt Vinegar, possibly whilst popping open an auto-brolly with thine own colon.
I was all keyed up, about to splash out on this chick's gash. Suddenly, and without prior warning, the sight a falling Nun tore me disappointly from the full realisation of my delicious Vinegar Strokes. Paying by the half hour, of course I began my quest anew; rather than take it out on the Nun.
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when you have to constantly tell a woman she is;
beautiful
gorgeous
cute
not fat
amzaing
and or perfect the way she is
Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
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Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.
"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"
"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
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