Northern Virginia

the small yet powerful, democratic, sophisticated, rich, mixed-race part of virginia.

I am from northern virginia, not to be confused with the rest of virginia.

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Northern VA

Nice place in the northern side of VA. All of the Southern VA people have their heads up their asses (except for VA Beach/ Hampton people, they keep it real). They diss the northside because we got more $ and we pay more taxes than them so they don't feel important.Calling us snotty and rich because they're some broke ass monkeys. NOVA is actually pretty ghetto if you go to certain parts of Alexandria ( Chents, Real N1ggaz). Also home to many happy Asians. Police is real strict and also is traffic jam central of Virginia. Redneck police and also home of the Annandale Atoms, best high school football team in all of VA. Rapper Wale also went to college here.

(Southern Va people) Ya'll some rich a$$ stuck up white snotty wiggas.
(Northern VA people) Yeah?Well all you can rep is VA Beach and you aren't even that real,and we got DC. Broke, Ignorant ass b!tches.

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Northern Virginia

The best place to live. Period. If you're not from northern virginia you're not worth talking to. If you're from Alexandria then I love you!

Me: Are you from Northern Virginia?
Bob: No, I'm from Maryland.
Me: Stop wasting my time.

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Northern Ireland

Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).

Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.

Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.

Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)

"I live in northern Ireland, not Northern Ireland"

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northern lights

Northern lights is a strong strain of weed.rely good

yo lets get some of that northern lights

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northern monkey

Any male from the North of England who is dull witted and probably works down a mine.

"Hull is full of northern monkeys"

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Northern Virginia

A region that should be an independent state. Home to the worst drivers anywhere. Mostly rich areas.

1: Where are you from?
2: Virginia.
1: Haha, you're a hick!
2: No, I'm from Northern Virginia!

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