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ohio rizz is to describe the most unfunny peice of media like youtube shorts
youtube short: what if i told you that if you hit the griddy in ohio you'll die
you: what the ohio rizz
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A suburb of Dayton, Ohio with an unusually high concentration of bros. While the population is large, you cannot go anywhere without running into people you've known since middle school. Entertainment includes Bill's Donuts, 24 hour Starbucks, and chilling at one of the many parks until the police kick you out. Everything in the Ville is artificial, but if you don't mind that it's a nice, safe suburb with a wonderful school system. As lame as Centerville seems at times, it churns out some of the coolest people you will ever meet.
Paul: Where you headed tonight?
Jack: Centerville, Ohio...
Paul: Oh...lame...
Jack: Yeah but all of my COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD will be there.
Paul: I wanna come!
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A terrible city in southwestern Ohio with nothing but tweakers and heroin addicts. People often have sex with pool toys or lawn furniture in their front yard. There is absolutely nothing of any great significance in this God forsaken place. Dont leave your doors unlocked here or you will be robbed blind by a dirty man named Bubba. If you have any type of self respect you will never come here.
Have you ever been to Hamilton, Ohio?
Fuck no that place is a shit hole.
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A small town located in northeast Ohio mostly composed of upper middle class Caucasians with Visa Platinum Cards. Lots of people who are obsessed with clock towers and other rich person stuff.
James Ellsworth (Man who "upgraded" Hudson, Ohio to a sissy white boy town) loved clock towers and probably would have had a Visa Platinum Card if they were around back then, seeing as he had like six villas in foreign countries.
We still love Hudson though even though it's clocktowery and sissy white boy-esque.
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You only live here because portsmouth ohio kicked you out for prostitution. You also live there because you can receive a check there.
#SSICheck #WannaBeHoStrow
I lived in Hillsboro ohio because I like my mullet.
A small town in Ohio that not that many people know about. People who live there most likely have huge fields and get drunk a lot.
Let's move to Toronto, Ohio.
a meme used to describe ohio as a strange oddly chaotic place, the term is used as a reply towards a cursed funny me
person one: bro my cat scared the living out of my dog
person two: nah bro cats in ohio man, only in ohio
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