a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
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Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.
Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.
A beaner; A Mexican; equivalent of calling a Black person a cotton picker but towards a Mexican
Demarcus: Yo
Adrian: Wassup nigga
Demarcus: Don’t call me nigga you grape picker
Adrian: Sorry cotton picker
Both: hahaha
When one's nuts are sucked so hard that blood rises to the skin and causes a purple bruise to form.
Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"
A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.
Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend
A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.
When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in