The Palmer Gross

"To pull a palmer" is to be the biggest mooch you possibly can all the time

"that ass pulled the palmer gross brought 15 dollars to beach week and mooched off of corey and chris the whole fucking time"

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kyle palmer

Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!

Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle

Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer

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Van Palmer

Ellen Degeneres twin. skinny bitch. loves to draw dicks on everything(; look like a penis

Van Palmer looks exactly like Ellen!

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Harley palmer

Draws kids attention by sniffing ket and lurug then with his rapey smile into a van

Look mum it's a toilet

Don't go near there son you may get Harley Palmer

Ok mummy

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David-Palmerized

To be assassinated like the character President David Palmer,
portrayed by the actor Dennis Haysbert, during season five of the hit television series "24."

The ruling tyrants (dictators) of North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, Libya, Venezuela, for example, should be David-Palmerized.

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Palmer Moment

When someone makes an attempt a joke and and no one laughs

Person 1: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *silence*
Person 2: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: hahahahhahah

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double palmer

Holding hands with another person while giving or receiving a hand job from the two hands held together.

I hated holding hands until I discovered the double Palmer.

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