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That fat bitch who wants everything for their child who litteraly has a subreddit based on the fuckin assholes
I encountered an entitled parent last night her name was karen
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naive, reckless, emotionless, careless, ignorant people...usually.
on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.
grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing
SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18
kid #1: why cant u go to the bonfire tonight?
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.
kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.
kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.
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To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.
"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"
"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"
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Asian parents hold extremely high expectation for their children. To name a few, they sign their kids up for math tutoring sessions at an early age, they force their kids to pick up instruments (probably the piano or the violin), and finally, they demand perfection in the academic field. Furthermore, they are definitely going to sign their children up for ACT and SAT prep before the kids enter high school. If their child perform "poorly" (98 percentile) on a standardized test, Asian parents will make sure that they retake the test, and will also tell their child that they will never succeed because of one test. Asian parents also have a hatred towards electronics. If they are generous, they will allow their children to play up to 15 minutes per week, but nothing else. They also like to confiscate electronics if their kids performs "poorly" (A-) on a test. They will blame the electronic for the poor grade. If their kid were to get a 99 on a test, the it was the computer's fault. Finally, Asian parents completely disregard their children's feelings. By holding their children to such high expectations, the child often feels like a failure because he got an A instead of an A+. When confronted by their kids, Asian parents will claim that they "know better" because they are adults. An Asian kid will often see his American friend having a great time on Spring break, but will never get to know what it's like because of their parents.
Asian parents: Son, you have only studied the ACT for 2 hours and have only made 4 posters for science fair. Study more or you will work in McDonald's for the rest of your life!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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Hey i finally got out of my parents basement!
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Parents from India/Pakistan/Bangladesh who are extremely strict. They share most of the traits as asian parents except they are CHEAP! heres more traits of Desi Parents.
1.STUDYSTUDYSTUDY! They think you should always be studying and focused on your studies even when its summer!
2. If they see you within one meter of the opposite sex that is around your age and not related to you they will freak out.
3. They are very strict and make no sense but still try to prove that they have a good reason for not letting you do something or go somewhere.
4. They are very cheap people. They'll be cutting out coupons and looking at ways for saving money. They'll keep stuff stocked in the pantry and their number one rule is to NEVER buy things on regular price.
5. They are racist. Even if its just a little bit.
6. If you ask to do something simple like hang out with your friends they automatically think you've become to westernized and have secret boyfriends/girlfriends and stuff.
Daughter: Mama can I go to the movies with my friends Samantha?
Desi Parents: What? Do you have secret boyfriends now? Do you want to wear short skirts? First this! Soon you'll be running away from home with your American boyfriend! HOW DARE YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Daugher: ..........
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