Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.
Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"
Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."
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A more accurate description of morning sickness during pregnancy.
I have been nauseous all day long. I'm suffering from baby poisoning.
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awesome emo/scremo/metalcore band that sound fucking amazing. However they dont sound a bit like slipknot as poison the wells lyrics actually mean something and their music is well constructed. unlike the retarded amout of shit coming out of slipknot.
poison the well are fucking amazing
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a decent melodic metalcore band for people new to the scene who have progressively gotten worse
poison the well is a decent band but other bands like remembering never and the red chord are better
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An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.
Source: The Lanan times.
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The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
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A myth created to stop College kids from partying hard enough.
Bro J.: "*drunk* Alcohol poisoning is a LIE!"
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