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Pokemon

A show where children around the world waste their lives watching animated kids trap innocent, mutated, magical animals in balls the size of their fist. Many of the kids in Japan experienced seizures when watching an episode with thousands of bright red and blue flashing strobe lights causing many with brain damage and some in the hospital.

Pokemon: An immortal kid catches innocent creatures and fights them

by Ash is immortal September 25, 2015

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Pokemon

Pokemon is a game that was made in 1981, it is still going strong with 18 planned remakes.

You: Pokemon is a bad game...
Me: OMFG IGN RATED POKEMON HEARTGOLD 8/10!!! ROBLOX IS ONLY 7.5/10!!!

by Cjreeve404 May 2, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.

(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each another!

by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon

A videogame/Television Series/Movie Series/Trading Card Game/Cash Cow for Nintendo, in which young people feel compelled to go around and beaat up the little creatures, called "Pokemon," and then capture them to be used in later beatings.

Yo, Let's go play Pokemon!

by Matt The Man October 20, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon

Means "monster in a ball" (from what a japanese exchange student told me). It is in the form of video game and anime. People used trade pokemon cards as well until they were banned at my school.

I don't really care for pokemon and when it was on tv in 1999 and beyond, I vaguely followed the storyline as a 6 year old child. But my brother loved it.

Person 1: Shh, Pokemon is on, let's watch Team Rocket get blasted into the air for the millionth time after trying to steal pikachu for the millionth time
Person 2: I'm outta here. I can't stand Brock's squinty eyes.

by who r u? April 18, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon

Gay jamaican anal sex. The word 'Pokemon' must be said with a jamaican accent for this to make sense.

That bombaclot is a real pokemon lover.

by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon

Another word for Sex. Derived from "Poke"

"What are you getting into tonight?" "Pokemon"

by JohnByrd October 10, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž