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Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.
Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"
Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."
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A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.
Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.
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When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.
Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"
Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"
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Slang -
a. sexually aroused
b. provoking or intended to provoke sexual arousal
c. sexually eager or lustful
"The girl who sits next to me in sign language has raccoon fever for our teacher."
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A noun which is characterized by an obsession of eating a variety of different sauces. Despite the fact that a certain collection of sauces may not belong to the said "Sauce Raccoon", they will insist that they deserve to have all of the remaining sauce.
Sauce Raccoons also enjoy eating sauce completely on it's own, without anything else, and are capable of eating several litres a day of the most disgusting sauce imaginable.
i) "hey jew, is that some thai sauce on the side of your plate?"
"yeah it tastes great with these chicken nuggets"
"dont worry I'll take care of it for you"
"fuck off you Sauce Raccoon"
ii) "hey guys guess what!"
"what?"
"I just got three litres of hoisin sauce and two bottles full of cok sauce from that chinese market, Im going to eat it straight"
"typical"
Sauce Raccoon
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