rhino mount

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!

This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest

Rhino jack

To cause extreme physical harm to someone.

Stfu before I rhino jack you!
I'm going to rhino jack you in the throat.

rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.

rhino raped

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass

Jesus, dude I just got rhino raped on the way to Trig

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golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex

"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"

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Rhinos Leg

Someone with a wrinkly penis, often followed by some form of STI. Normaly the name would begin with a J or B. This person is known to whack their Rhinos Leg out to anyone with a pulse

Example
"hey I slept with Jason last night"
"no way did you see his Rhinos leg?"

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rhino chron

the real deal holyfield a.k.a. the white rhino #5, 70% indica / 30% sativa, similar high to G-13.

"Yo Setti did you get your hands on the rhino chron."

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