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When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.
Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.
"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
scariest place to be alone in scunthorpe . ghetto and full of crime . natural habitat of drug dealing , greasy takeaways , spooky foreigners and chavs . syringes and needles at every lamp post . diverse in the sense of different choices of alcohol at every corner shop . enter at your own risk .
"wanna go eat at that fake halal kfc ?"
"on frod road ? im alright thanks"
One who gets a blow job while driving.
I asked her to give me a road Willy!
Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...
Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.
Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.
(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.
Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.
I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.