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The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.
Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared
Rule #1
If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
A image of a lobster Screaming in the background
Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch
Dave: oh sure let me see
Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)
Dave: (scream)
Jafar: hehehe
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Lolbit’s has the Worst Jump-scare and yet the best
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Often seen in horror movies, it is a person's impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.
*On Screen*
"Alright guys, let's split up."
~One man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~
Man in the Audience:
"Dude, he just pulled a scared man split! He's gonna die."
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Scared of dick a girl who gets horrored by penis
Girls scared of dick are girls like katia levy
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A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".
Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!
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