Sharted

when you fart and a mess happens

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!

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sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

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Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

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shart

dude its a word it came from the background of our little heads

o man that schmagler just sharted....in his brothers mouth!!!!!! EWWWWW sick fuck!!!!

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Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

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sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

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sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

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