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Verb- when you get a good fucking nut
Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!
a think viscous substance originating from the shaft of the males sexual organ. Usually associated with some sort of STD, but can also occur if the guys dink is extremely sweaty or just plain gross. Watch out! cock slime is contagious and if another mans tip touches yours, your body will start secreting the stuff from your man-meat as well. On the other hand, cock slime is also a premo lubricant and assists in self-stimulation.
I rubbed my littler motherfucker raw, and it was enjoyable thanks to cock slime! Its also tasty on my eggs
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A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.
She's a skilled slime rancher,.
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.
It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.
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the results from whacking off, semen EVERYWHERE, including your PALM.
ex. phone sex with your GF leads to palm slime in your bed.
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When one masturbates inside of a sleeping bag and covers the inside with ejaculate
My sleeping bag is a slime cave because my girlfriend couldn't come on the camping trip
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A cringey move that white kids do with their fingers when they think they’re gangster.
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