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Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
mormons do this so they can bang each other but still go to heaven
"Me and my girlfriend were on my bed soaking last night, it was awesome!"
Something LDS unmarried couples do at BYU university. A man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina and they don’t move. Experts at this will have someone else present who will jump on the bed to provide stimulation.
Lora and John, two students at Brigham Young University (BYU), engage in soaking. Bella jumps on the bed while they do this so they move just enough to be stimulated. They do this because they are children of God.
soaking is the act of penetrative sex without movement and hip thrusting. often used in mormont relationships as it is classed as not having sex.
“me and my girlfriend did soaking last night!”
Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.
“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”
A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).