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“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person
Dave: I slept with your sister last night
Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored
Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)
A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.
Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.
B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)
A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.
B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.
when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?