spanish commentary

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.

Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'

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Spanish Bandana

When getting an upside down blowjob and your nuts are resting on a womans eyes.

I had her wearing a Spanish Bandana all night long.

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spanish moons

A mustache style wore usually by latin men. Everything is shaved except for a tuft of hair on either upper corner of the mouth.

Juan had very neatly trimmed Spanish Moons.

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Spanish Waffle

The act of performing numerous sexual acts that are usually degrading to one or multiple of the participants.

Samuel, Betty, and Drew, performed a spanish waffle last night that resulted in samuel bleeding out of his anus and betty lying on the floor in tears.

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spanish moss

Long pubic hair hanging down from the labia majora. Taken from the long wispy vegetation that hangs down from tree branches.

A common nude photo: a woman from behind, with hair falling down her slightly arched back, and spanish moss backlit through her slightly spread legs.

When the sun shined through her dress, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties... I could see her spanish moss.

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sexy spanish

Not your average high school Spanish teacher mostly because she is very beautiful with a nice smile. to describe her she is the kind of teacher with a hot face and a extraordinary eye catching ass with decently good tits.Usually this pacific teacher has a boyfriend or husband that typically has a tiny penis and could easily get her walls wrecked by any average high school boy Of coarse every little horny boy will do everything they can to pound the shit out of this teacher

student 1: so how was sexy spanish?
student 2: it was great!! i didn't learn much about Spanish because i was to focused on my teacher

Spanish Hello

When two people wave to each other and say "Café" in a friendly manner.

Ethan: Café!
Kenton: Café!
Shawn: Did those two guys just yell 'café' to each other?
Sonny: I think that's called the Spanish Hello.
Shawn: Why would they do that?
Sonny: I don't know, man.