Sperm Helicopter

A sperm helicopter is when you cum inside a condom, take it off, hold the tip and spin it above your head at a great rate of speed, thereby covering the room full of jizz.

I knew it would be the last time I was going to fuck her, so I Sperm Helicoptered her room.

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Sperm Cocktail

Where a guy wanks into a glass, then add alcohol, mixes and gives the the gal to drink.....recipe can be found in most cook books! :)

Brian gave annie a delicious sperm cocktail

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Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

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Sperm Milkshake

A milkshake consisting of 2 parts semen to 1 part ice cream, blended and served with a bendy straw and a cocktail umbrella.

I could really go for one of Eric's famous sperm milkshakes right now!

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sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

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dry sperm

Grounds for impeachment when found on the dress of a president's secretary.

1.exibit A shows the dry sperm under UV light on her dress, spectacles, ponytail clip and earrings.
2.on further testing Dna of the dry sperm found to match that of Mr. Clinton

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Lazy Sperm

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

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