sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

sponge nasty

A "sponger" (bodyboarder) who is massively crazy on a bodyboard.

"bro you are sponge nasty!"

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Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"

Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge

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muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.

Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.

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Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

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sponge

1.) An idiot. Someone who takes in information but ends up losing it all and never using it.

2.) A douchebag/creeper who goes after little girls

3.) CK

Me : "I feel like getting italian food"
Caitlin : "Yeah let's get chinese food!"
Me : "Caitlin you are such a sponge..."

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sponge bobbing

When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.

Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.

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