A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
When the act of 2 lesbians having fun, one takes the crabs bend position, whilst the other licks her lady garden until ejaculation, hence the sprinkler, ps happy pride
Oh fuck, you wanted to see the rainbow arch sprinkler I gave her last night, she was soaked
When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.
The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .
It is when you have water in your mouth and you spit it out because your dumb friends make you laugh. Now they call you this on a daily basis.
Person 1: Heyyy, Sprinkler!
Person 2: I hate you!!
To cum on your others forhead and have it rain down their face.
I just went to Lisa and did the sprinkler on her.
When a woman performs a headspin while squirting out of her vagina. Everything around her in a 360-degree radius being covered in vaginal squirt.
Ay, guys, let's all form a circle around Amy; she 'bouta do a sprinkler for us.