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Peepee-squeeze

Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard

Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz

by Kenneth Cuntwell April 1, 2010


Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 19, 2010


cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 11, 2020


Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 1, 2017


Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!

by westtd October 3, 2022


squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 4, 2016

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squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

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