squirrels

mama squirrel who lives in a huge tree and is nuts about nuts!?!?! i mean acorns :. also annoys the hell out of people.

oaooeoaoaoa mama squirrels voice

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squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

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Squirreling

A female who is so horny that she needs to orgasm soon. She has been eagerly anticipating the arrival of her lover and is on the verge of having a spontaneous orgasm. She is sitting on her "nut", ready for it to "bust". Females who are capable of multiple orgasms are sitting on a pile of many nuts. Just like Squirrels who save their nuts for winter (the coldest season ever), she has been saving her nuts for a stone cold freak and does not want to waste them because they are the sweetest joy.

Homegirl1: "Girl, what you doin?"
Bestie: "I am Squirreling like a motherfucker, if I don't get some soon I'm gonna bust!"
Homegirl1:"Squirreling? Wtf is that?"
Bestie:"I am sitting on a pile of nuts"
Homegirl1: "LMAO You are so stupid!!!!"
Horny AF Multiple Orgasms Ready For Sex

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squirrel

1/4 ounce of crack cocaine.

Where I'm from a "squirrel" costs about 200 dollas.

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To squirrel

To act shifty, shady; to act like a squirrel; to be mischievous in one's actions. Similar to someone's actions if they resemble a squirrel narrowly avoiding being run over by a car (jump in the air, twisting, full body evasion).

"He squirrelled his way into our board game night!"
"She was acting squirrely the other night"

"To squirrel or not to squirrel out of this event, that is the question."

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squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.

1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.

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squirrel

One who causes a distraction, or draws attention away from the real problem.

Person 1: Oh my God, you broke a wheel off my car!

Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?

Person 1: Yeah she is...

Bystandard: What a squirrel.

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