starfish baby

when a parent of a child (usually aged 2 months-2 yrs. old), straps their kid onto the front of them with one of those "baby carriers", resulting in the child looking extremely uncomfortable with their arms and legs sticking straight out... like a starfish.

christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"

noah: "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST CARRY YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?!?"

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bulimic starfish

An anus that binges on semen (due to anal sex) then purges a steady white oozing flow of sexual aftermath. Farting and spattering may sometimes accompany the expulsion of the semen.

I saw your dad come out of the gay bar last night with tears in his eyes. The poor dude was sweating profusely and he had a bulimic starfish.

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brown starfish

a dirty anus; opposite of pink starfish

We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey

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Starfish Stroking

The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.

"Wheres Jonny, I swear I saw him stroking his starfish in the pantry"

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Tokyo Starfish

When a girl is participating in anal sex and 5 or more men are behind her fighting for space. (Crowded like Tokyo) A Super Tokyo Starfish is when all male participants are Asian)

It was a Tokyo Starfish back there!

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leather starfish

Anus. See also: leather cheerio

"I stuck my finger in the leather starfish, and she glared back at me over her shoulder."

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Wounded Starfish

A sexual position where the female lies spread eagled on her back and doesn't move or respond, much like a wounded starfish would.

Me: "How was she last night?"
Friend: "Wounded starfish, man, wounded starfish."

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