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when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!
man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"
lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)
man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)
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To get "crowded" by people who are threatening you, when you are without your "crew."
I was at the movies the other day, and the "West Rollers" came and I almost got crowded.
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A British comedy series about two nerdy guys who work in IT, and a woman who becomes the manager, while knowing nothing about computers.
Written by Graham Linehan.
From episode 1 of the IT Crowd:
Roy Trenneman: *picking up the phone* Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on... yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.
Maurice Moss: *picking up the phone* Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on... no, no, that's the music you heard when it come on... no, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past?
Moss: See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! *chuckle* Hello?
Roy: Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then. Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you. You can come down here any time and I'll be waiting for you! *slams down phone* I told her!
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a British comedy series written by Irish director Graham Linehan for channel 4. stars Katherine Parkinson, Richard Ayoade, and Chris O'Dowd as Jen, Moss and Roy, the IT support team of Reynholm Industries, located in central London. also often features Noel Fielding(of The Mighty Boosh) as Richmond, a goth who is kept hidden in the server room behind a mysterious red door. Reynholm Industries is run by Douglas Reynholm, played by Matt Berry, who previously played Dixon Bainbridge on The Mighty Boosh. the show is closely tied to The Mighty Boosh, as Richard Ayoade was originally supposed to play the Boosh's Dixon Bainbridge, but left to play Moss. he now also plays the Boosh's recurring character of the shaman Saboo.
The IT Crowd is an awesome show full of funny desk rabbits.
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a small group of people perceived by others to be particularly fashionable, informed, or popular
"a new district that has been attracting the in-crowd"
The best sitcom in the whole world
A: I hate The IT Crowd
B: You idiot, it's amazing!
a bunch of insecure people who all think they are so fuckin cool, and they have to make fun of everyone else who they dont consider to be 'cool' ha! cool is being an individuall not being exactly the same as the people you call frends. define cool.......im waiting!
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