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What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.
"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."
Someone who helped you recover from your last failed relationship, but turns around and either cheats on you or breaks your heart again.
"UGH, He/She is such a STITCH BREAKER!
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.
The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
Noun - a long, narrow fabric needle sewn over the outer edge of the embroidery needle to protect the edge, wound into a strip or cord.
Example: As the embroidery needle reaches for the nodel stitch, the needle threads the needle and sends it through a twisting slit
Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”
That was my last stitch effort to get into college
As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .