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A man with a humongous cock, and every girl wants some of it, he is smart, athletic, and fucks like a tiger, and will eat your girl out like a salamander, when he meets his friends moms they instantly want to have wild bear sex with him, he is also a humongous man with huge muscles and flexes on everyone erday
Omg I just saw that guy named Tanner Hill and for some odd reason I want to fuck him like a redneck and his cousin
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Man who misses ex girlfriend so he constantly messages her. However he currently has a pregnant girlfriend that he ignores for his ex who ignores him because she is also in a relationship.
Him: hey baby I miss you
You: you’re a dirty tanner fuck off!
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When the sky is red in the evening you know its likely to be sunny the next day giving you an opportunity to 'get your tan on'
Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!
Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!
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When having sex doggy style while facing a full length mirror, you tell the girl that you are having sex with that she is making a terrible mistake.
And then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson....cue the music.
**The man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the Danny Tanner**
"Kimmy, you've been a bad neighbor. Time for a Danny Tanner. I hope you learned an important lesson at our house today."
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Lead singer for Dallas band, Disco Curtis. Also Edward Cullen's twin.
omg, Tanner Howe looks so much like Edward Cullen.
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A twat with no penis who can't handle being near people. Also fat
Ew look at that tanner castle
When a guy just can't keep his shirt on.
Wow we just walked into the party and Matt already has his shirt off....he's totally pulling a Tanner.