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A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."
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something fake and people make it up to get attension
omg i have tender head you cant do my hair!!!!
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Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.
Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.
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When you go behind someone, reach your hand up in between their legs, and squeeze their balls until juice comes out. Oftentimes the juice is collected and used in power drinks. Multiple people can partake in this.
Hey why are you in the hospital?
Some guys gave me a tender sirloin micky dees last night.
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something said by guys who think they're cool, but in reality they look weird when they say it
"dude i'd definitely go down on that dino tender"
*everyone else at the table rolls their eyes*
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A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.
A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"